I swallowed a mosquito

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From: Kapil xyz
Posted At: Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:59 AM
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If Aaj tak ppl come to know abt it, the 5 sec video, of the guy(their man) yawning in his bike and the insect(their insect too) going inside WROOOOOOMMMMMM, will be shown repeatedly for 2 hrs.

The title will be

……BREAKING NEWS……..EK MACHHAR PET KE ANDAR.

From: Prasad xyz
Posted At: Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:51 AM
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15 min of fame! Not one day passed and the Innocent Mosquito is already forgotten.
The Mosquito Rights Commission should demand JUSTICE for the dead mosquito and proper punishment for Guilty
NOM :-(

Just wanted to show the similarity with how AAJ TAK / star news air breaking news and this trail on BB

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From: Vijaya xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:03 PM
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That poor,littile (hopefully Dead) mosquito will never realize that it was the star of the day on xyz BB..The way xyzscions paid their last respect to it was awesome. I feel that brave mosquito sacrificed its life for a noble cause(made lots of BB readers to laugh)..You will live in our hearts as long as BB exists. Credit also goes to george for making it so popular..

NOM to mosquito

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From: Vikrant xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:43 PM
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Thank God(ZZZ).. i managed to cross the road(zzzzz...) despite the nuisance of these human alienzzzzzzzzzzzz

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From: Reshu xyz
Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 4:39 PM
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Now since the post has taken a SCI-FI turn its time we pitch philosphy with Science

So what did the mosquito say when it crossed the road ? J

From: Abhinav xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:26 PM
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I wonder whether anyone among you saw National Geographic yesterday night. There was a show at 9, on aliens and alien invasions on Earth.

Towards the end of the show, the theory of Humans being the actual aliens on Earth came into the picture. As per some scientist groups, alien bacteria’s from space landed on Earth through meteorites, and the evolution started from there, which reached up to us.

It was hard to believe, but the concept seemed to be interesting … :P

- Regards,

Abhinav

PS: From a post of a guy sharing his ordeal of swallowing a mosquito, to humans being tagged as aliens. Can anything beat Bangalore BB?

From: Sijo xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:43 PM
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Then the entire human evolution is a mystery!!!!!!!!!!!

Were you thrown out of a space ship???? J

From: Amrita xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:27 PM
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I have heard of lots of such incidents but somehow don’t believe it…Human body has lot of heat inside…

No animals or insects can survive inside…

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From: Rahul_ xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:20 PM
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This made me remember a true case that happened recently….there was a female patient, a villager who complained of severe stomach ache. the villagers used to drink river water….when she underwent a surgery, a live snake came out of her tummy….apparently she swallowed a small snake egg tht was thr in the river water…the snake made her tummy as his/hers cozy home…..

I believe the mosquito in question is still alive … Someone gave the idea to put in another mosquito inside George’s tummy and the new mosquito convinces the old mosquito to come out…I somehow liked the idea…..

Once both the mosquitoes come out of George’s tummy, I too will deploy the 2 trained mosquitoes inside my stomach to take out the chewing gum that is stuck in my tummy and fly out…..

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From: Praveen xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:13 PM
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Good naa… Ones u get ur wings u can save the amount you spend on transport to office and more over no traffic jam… :P He can come flying to office… Cool naa Mosquito man…

Talking about wings, will he still need to come thru the Xyz railway station bridge even if he can fly over the compound wall :P

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From: Hameed xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:04 PM
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Ok guys here’s a bit of concern for d mosquito man.

Bro how u feeling JJJ ???Are u feeling more energetic or low,,please let us know.

PS:Do reply back soon else BB users will land to omened conclusions :P:P:P…..

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From: Sachin xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:59 PM
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You know Nana Patekar once said “Ek machar insaan ko H…a Bana deta hai” Beware dude.

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From: Renga xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:51 PM
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I heard that one mosquito can produce 16000 eggs….Is it possible to put omelets using those eggs??!

From: Baneshwar xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:46 PM
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Hey George,

Don’t forget to supply sufficient amount of tooth paste everyday for the mosquito.

BTW, what may be the brand of tooth paste used by the mosquito? Pespodent? Colgate?

Regards,

Baneshwar

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From: Trupti xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:35 PM
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Ask mosquito-man…

George, how r u going to manage with 47 teeth??

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From: Rahul_ xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:26 PM
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Do Mosquitoes go to dentists too (since they have 47 teeth…!!) ??? Is there any branch of medical science which specializes in the study of mosquito teeth ?

Can human beings who have lost their teeth can have a teeth replacement surgery and get new ( mosquito ) teeth transplanted ?

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From: Priyanka xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:10 PM
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Yeah, and that too more than us humans.

Mosquitoes have 47 teeth!!

Quite a big number that is, for a tiny creature.

Regards,

Priyanka

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From: Veena xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:40 PM
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Is it biting you in ur stomach?? And u weren’t wearing a helmet!!

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From: Manogna xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:37 PM
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Subject: RE: I swallowed a mosquito-Possibility?

I don’t know abt swallowing a mosquito but many a times mosquitoes have gone inside my ears in the night while i am asleep. Trust me that is really bad.. The ear feels heavy and when u r walking the ear vibrates so much

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From: Hemanth xyz
Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 12:33 PM
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Subject: I swallowed a mosquito-Possibility?

Hope that the Mosquito was not an experimental kind/genetically altered mutant/radioactive one escaped from a highly secret facility. Or else this could be the birth of the “Mosquito man”.

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From: Anita xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:23 PM
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Subject: I swallowed a mosquito- BEST SOLUTION

Hello ,

Have a kachuwa coil - that too a fresh and hot one . . .

Kachuwa jalaao machar bhagaao

AVR

PS : Sorry for the pure (poor) Hindi syntax

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From: Karthik xyz

Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 12:02 PM
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My suggestion is to consult a doctor, an Animal Doctor and ask him, what is the diet which you should take to keep the mosquito surviving (Mosquito’s intake will now depend upon ur diet intake now!!!!)..

Till the mosquito is out its your responsibility now!!! J

Keep us updated….

Cheers,

Karthik

PS: I m an animal activist -:P

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From: Hameed xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:33 AM
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Come on guys, our pal george is panicked bcoz he’s swallowed a mosquito and we people are pulling his legs. Hey george better consult a doc,prevention is better than cure I hope you know that.

P.S-cover ur mouth while yawning next time JJJ

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From: Ravikiran xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:25 AM
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Last weeks solution for swallowing a chewing gum was

“Drink some soap solution…… It goes out faster than a rocket. Tup dishhhhhhhhh “

Probably you can try this J

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From: IramBanu xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:05 AM
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Depends….Malaria, Failaria, Yellow fever, Chikangunya and other sort of diseases may happen to the mosquito if its still alive in your stomach

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From: xyz.Shilpa
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:00 AM
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Was that a female or a male mosquito..?

If Female-Anopheles..then..Malaria guaranteeJ

Take care maaDi..

NOM!!

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From: George xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:56 AM
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Was coming to campus today on a bike riding pillion and as I was yawning, a hapless mosquito nosedived into my mouth. I’m still coughing – is there any other adverse effects I should watch out for? Are they poisonous?

Buzzzzzzzzz

GT

Ek Chak De Dena boss!

Scene 1:
Time: Morning running hours
Place: Mumbai roads
Occasion: Victorious Indian team comes back from Africa with 2020 World Cup
India is on high after winning 20 20 World Cup. And similar to movie Chak De India (which is based on hockey); Men in blue fought hard, always called as dork horse finally won the CROWN that too defeating traditional opponent PAK (Twice in series!), saluting to the bravery, consistency , team spirit, killer instinct [very rare in Indian sport, rarer than honest Indian politician {what the hell is this? Somebody had to invent this breed by DNA mixing}] (who can forget 6 sixes to Broad by YUVI after so called friendly chat with Flintoff [Fredi]) shown by DHONI Kumar and “His boys” (Including 3 year elder & balder J Sehwag).
This victory was come after release of Chak de; so that song has symbolized for patriotism (bole to DESH PREM re mamu!); anyways we need such songs to play regularly at 15 Aug and 26 Jan. (e.g. Mere Desh ki Dharti, Ye desh hai veer jawano ka blah blah…)

Scene 2:
Time: 2 o’clock in night
Place: Unknown Dhaba at unknown place while coming back from home town
Occasion: Dinner (?? At 02:00 hr)

Luxury (another big “?”) bus cleaner finishes his dinner (free off course) and comes to local PANN Wala and asks for “Are babu ek CHAK DE dena” (give me one CHAK DE!). And me totally puzzled, (already its 2 o’clock in night/morning? L and what crap he is talking) tried to listen him again, he repeats “Are Babu ek CHAK DE dena” so I went closer to see how can this ordinary pann wala give CHAK De (for which KING [KABIR] KHAN has to fight nails and tooth) to this fellow but that guy (of whom you can see only upper half , I wonder whether his lower half ever exists or not? ) was cool (like cucumber JJ, Jai Siddhuzim), simply he turned back take out one pouch and handed away to that cleaner (?) guy, then Mere Dimag ki Batti Jali ki that was it was a Tobacco product (Guthaka in desi language), my god! I was stunned (statutory warning: “Eating this product is injurious to health” was written below CHAK DE)

Conclusion: Marketing is very big skill and these people will use anyone, anybody, and anything which would be helping their sell! No morality, no sense will go for any level are the characteristics of this neonate marketing funda.

People were associating CHAK DE with Nationalism, patriotism the symbol of fight back, hard work, and achievement but the name is used for third grade tobacco product! I cannot imagine people eating CHAK De and spitting everywhere on road, footpath and even on other living human being. Shit man, this can happen only in INDIA.

210 Completed & still counting

No no it is not a cricket;
It is my bench period in company
Actually I started my previous blog when I was on 104, but I was so busy on bench so could not complete that blog, when I realized I have to complete blog, I aimed at high and targeted double century (see in spite of lows and downs in Indian cricket I was the only person who was holding the torch high )
“Duniya ki koi takat muze aur ko bench Juda nahi kar sakati” , Even I updated my status in Orkut “Committed (to bench )”
I fought hard, showed successfully that I’m busy (kidding!),
So to just to celebrate and keep in memory of my bench days I’m writing this bolg….rest I will update later.........I have to catch up guys on bulletin board

100 Days ! (Actually 104th)

No No it is not the title of typical 90's hindi thriller/horror (?? so called ) movie (Madhuri Dixit, Jacky Shroff starrer),
but whole plaot is same ! (aka inspaired) how? clever reades will know it (everybody is clever now a days,so you must understand otherwise you are not a ..........)

Ok here it is, on 9 Feb i have completd my 100 days on bench successfully
1) without any frustration of not having a work(what is this nonsense),
2) without having any helth problem (some got serious lower back problem due to execcsive
benching [read seatting])
3) without dozzing at workplace (?? people who know me well are suggest to keep mum)
4) without breaking chair (fatigue testing! MECH ppl will know the stuff /for more interested people i request to do googling)
etc.... this list can go forever [then why i'm not typing here?, benchmans are expeted to complete their job (or what else they have to do, nothing!)!!]

Rent O Rent !

Today we have to give our Deposite to our great owner SAHIB, prevoiusly it is used to call as PAGADI, some mistaken it as Pagadi (Traditional Maharashtrian cap) , but it seems that it will left us with only tradotional Pagadi with no money ...

To get avail this money one of had to apply for loan and rest have to empty the pockets by going through secret drawers,bags,envelopes and after drying out all we had to contact onsite friend for money, its really disgusting!

To avoid brokerage we went to each and every watchman to sniff any opportunity for flat, now we are so much consistant in frequent trips to gate office that any dog at any
society don't even give a piece of shit at us like we are (collegues) of these watchman!

More over I was able to see in eyes of people residing in society as if they are either looking at stray dog (khujaliwala kutta to be more specific) and refrainig themselfs to say HAD HAD(ussed as gate out for dog) or a member of CHADDI BANIYAN gang

We have tried to a ph. number of owner of a empty flat through watchman (offcourse bribing is essential part in local slang CHIRIMIRI / CHAHA PANI) , and these watchmans are so tech savy & advanced (read so well earned) that he pulled out his 6600 to call owner while i was feeding no in my good old 3315 ,

So today we will try to negotiate MAMA (read: Villion) with saying we not in the best paying company for job and blah blah!(remember barganinig with traffic cop) formaly we use to emotionally blackmail saying we are student, but thanks to MANGALSUTRA (id batdges) provided to us we can not be quack any more.
lets see what happens, keep fingures crossed........

House hunting !

From 2-3 days we were busy finding a new CHAPPER for living and my god the rates in pune has gone so high that you can predict source all the money flowing freely in Share Market. One Bhk is for 6000/7500 and what aminities you will get bathroom having 24 hr tap (who asked u for water?) worn out gyser for which defination of hot water is "water having temrature anything above absolute zero, broken sofa which is not able to sustain a mouseful (weight of some mice new word !!) of load, 'Bull shit'"' Don't ask abot colour of walls too, because owner have declered prize for that! A beautiful mosaic created by fungus (thanks to down por in july)
May all tenants rest in peace (if they got any place) .... Amen
To be continue.....

Doing Unix-- Oh my god!

I have never thougt in my entire engineering (before that too) that i will be doing something like this in software,
Being a Mechanical Engg i have always laguhed at my counter parts doing computer, typing something for whole day without moving from chair (i'm doing that now! shit)
Since two days we are trying to do some unix hands on, actually i have taken DB migration thinking that atleast I will get white screen to work (i had option to choose bet unix,EMS etc.)
But there is saying Man proposed and God Disposes, so it's here i'm doing unix shell scripting
May my soul (of Mech engg) rest in peace ....Amen
To be continue ..