I swallowed a mosquito
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From: Kapil xyz
Posted At: Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:59 AM
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If Aaj tak ppl come to know abt it, the 5 sec video, of the guy(their man) yawning in his bike and the insect(their insect too) going inside WROOOOOOMMMMMM, will be shown repeatedly for 2 hrs.
The title will be
……BREAKING NEWS……..EK MACHHAR PET KE ANDAR.
From: Prasad xyz
Posted At: Thursday, February 28, 2008 10:51 AM
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15 min of fame! Not one day passed and the Innocent Mosquito is already forgotten.
The Mosquito Rights Commission should demand JUSTICE for the dead mosquito and proper punishment for Guilty
NOM :-(
Just wanted to show the similarity with how AAJ TAK / star news air breaking news and this trail on BB
From: Vijaya xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 5:03 PM
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That poor,littile (hopefully Dead) mosquito will never realize that it was the star of the day on xyz BB..The way xyzscions paid their last respect to it was awesome. I feel that brave mosquito sacrificed its life for a noble cause(made lots of BB readers to laugh)..You will live in our hearts as long as BB exists. Credit also goes to george for making it so popular..
NOM to mosquito
From: Vikrant xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:43 PM
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Thank God(ZZZ).. i managed to cross the road(zzzzz...) despite the nuisance of these human alienzzzzzzzzzzzz
From: Reshu xyz
Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 4:39 PM
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Now since the post has taken a SCI-FI turn its time we pitch philosphy with Science
So what did the mosquito say when it crossed the road ? J
From: Abhinav xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 4:26 PM
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I wonder whether anyone among you saw National Geographic yesterday night. There was a show at 9, on aliens and alien invasions on Earth.
Towards the end of the show, the theory of Humans being the actual aliens on Earth came into the picture. As per some scientist groups, alien bacteria’s from space landed on Earth through meteorites, and the evolution started from there, which reached up to us.
It was hard to believe, but the concept seemed to be interesting … :P
- Regards,
PS: From a post of a guy sharing his ordeal of swallowing a mosquito, to humans being tagged as aliens. Can anything beat Bangalore BB?
From: Sijo xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:43 PM
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Then the entire human evolution is a mystery!!!!!!!!!!!
Were you thrown out of a space ship???? J
From: Amrita xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:27 PM
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I have heard of lots of such incidents but somehow don’t believe it…Human body has lot of heat inside…
No animals or insects can survive inside…
From: Rahul_ xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:20 PM
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This made me remember a true case that happened recently….there was a female patient, a villager who complained of severe stomach ache. the villagers used to drink river water….when she underwent a surgery, a live snake came out of her tummy….apparently she swallowed a small snake egg tht was thr in the river water…the snake made her tummy as his/hers cozy home…..
I believe the mosquito in question is still alive … Someone gave the idea to put in another mosquito inside George’s tummy and the new mosquito convinces the old mosquito to come out…I somehow liked the idea…..
Once both the mosquitoes come out of George’s tummy, I too will deploy the 2 trained mosquitoes inside my stomach to take out the chewing gum that is stuck in my tummy and fly out…..
From: Praveen xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:13 PM
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Good naa… Ones u get
Talking about wings, will he still need to come thru the Xyz railway station bridge even if he can fly over the compound wall :P
From: Hameed xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 3:04 PM
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Ok guys here’s a bit of concern for d mosquito man.
Bro how u feeling JJJ ???Are u feeling more energetic or low,,please let us know.
PS:Do reply back soon else BB users will land to omened conclusions :P:P:P…..
From: Sachin xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:59 PM
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You know Nana Patekar once said “Ek machar insaan ko H…a Bana deta hai” Beware dude.
From: Renga xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:51 PM
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I heard that one mosquito can produce 16000 eggs….Is it possible to put omelets using those eggs??!
From: Baneshwar xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 2:46 PM
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Hey George,
Don’t forget to supply sufficient amount of tooth paste everyday for the mosquito.
BTW, what may be the brand of tooth paste used by the mosquito? Pespodent? Colgate?
Regards,
Baneshwar
From: Trupti xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:35 PM
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Ask mosquito-man…
George, how r u going to manage with 47 teeth??
From: Rahul_ xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:26 PM
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Do Mosquitoes go to dentists too (since they have 47 teeth…!!) ??? Is there any branch of medical science which specializes in the study of mosquito teeth ?
Can human beings who have lost their teeth can have a teeth replacement surgery and get new ( mosquito ) teeth transplanted ?
From: Priyanka xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 1:10 PM
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Yeah, and that too more than us humans.
Mosquitoes have 47 teeth!!
Quite a big number that is, for a tiny creature.
Regards,
Priyanka
From: Veena xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:40 PM
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Is it biting you in
From: Manogna xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:37 PM
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I don’t know abt swallowing a mosquito but many a times mosquitoes have gone inside my ears in the night while i am asleep. Trust me that is really bad.. The ear feels heavy and when u r walking the ear vibrates so much
From: Hemanth xyz
Posted At: Wed 2/27/2008 12:33 PM
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Hope that the Mosquito was not an experimental kind/genetically altered mutant/radioactive one escaped from a highly secret facility. Or else this could be the birth of the “Mosquito man”.
From: Anita xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 12:23 PM
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Hello ,
Have a kachuwa coil - that too a fresh and hot one . . .
Kachuwa jalaao machar bhagaao
AVR
PS : Sorry for the pure (poor) Hindi syntax
From: Karthik xyz
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My suggestion is to consult a doctor, an Animal Doctor and ask him, what is the diet which you should take to keep the mosquito surviving (Mosquito’s intake will now depend upon
Till the mosquito is out its your responsibility now!!! J
Keep us updated….
Cheers,
Karthik
PS: I m an animal activist -:P
From: Hameed xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:33 AM
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Come on guys, our pal george is panicked bcoz he’s swallowed a mosquito and we people are pulling his legs. Hey george better consult a doc,prevention is better than cure I hope you know that.
P.S-cover
From: Ravikiran xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:25 AM
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Last weeks solution for swallowing a chewing gum was
“Drink some soap solution…… It goes out faster than a rocket. Tup dishhhhhhhhh “
Probably you can try this J
From: IramBanu xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:05 AM
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Depends….Malaria, Failaria, Yellow fever, Chikangunya and other sort of diseases may happen to the mosquito if its still alive in your stomach
From: xyz.Shilpa
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:00 AM
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Was that a female or a male mosquito..?
If Female-Anopheles..then..Malaria guaranteeJ
Take care maaDi..
NOM!!
From: George xyz
Posted At: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:56 AM
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Was coming to campus today on a bike riding pillion and as I was yawning, a hapless mosquito nosedived into my mouth. I’m still coughing – is there any other adverse effects I should watch out for? Are they poisonous?
Buzzzzzzzzz
GT
Labels: idle brain, mosquito, Time pass
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